FUCK & DOMINATE!

DUCK & FOMINATE!

It's the latest sex-ridden videogame attraction! 

Fight your way through the female divison of the world MMA championship! Defeat up to 15 different women, among which we have: Woman with humongous breasts, obsessed with Sonic. Romanian chick who will give you a blowjob 20 minutes after talking about her boyfriend who is in rehab. Ginger american woman with very flabby tits. Indonesian. One of my exes, allegedly.

Defeat them by punching them in the gut until they puke, by turning their face into red-colored mush, by uhh... I don't know, can you twist their nipples? Is that an illegal move? The rulebook makes no mention of it. Finger them with fingers, featuring nails that haven't been cut in 4 months for extra realistic gameplay! Choke them, and if they ask you to stop, don't. But also, please don't kill them. That's way outta line. Even for me.